Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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