yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
