He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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