What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You're like the curious george of whores
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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