Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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