Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
this hospital has no fireball
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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