hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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