Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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