im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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