Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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