scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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