Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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