Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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