i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
