So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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