Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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