help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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