just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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