fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
