that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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