I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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