Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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