Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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