oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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