im drinking this country out of the recession.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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