its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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