When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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