her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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