i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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