you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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