Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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