wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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