so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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