great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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