Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i think i just lost a toe
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Help. Why am I so naked?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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