I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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