So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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