i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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