Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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