Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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