im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
