if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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