my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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