party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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