Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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