He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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