Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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