We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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