I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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