For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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