My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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