that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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