apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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