Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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