i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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