...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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