The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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