3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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